She would giggle and call it her “J-Lo” ass. We hit it off once we started drinking. She was a big partier and drank a lot more than me. Before I...knew it, I was pretty hammered and we were making out on the hood of her BMW. She wasn’t the least bit self-conscious as we kissed and groped each other in public. My friend had to take me home – I was that drunk. But she had slipped me her number and I gave her a call a few days later. We decided to meet up in the East Village for dinner. She. I told them everything I'd said, leaving nothing out and when I'd finished I sat back on the couch, feeling tired, very tired."If I've done wrong, mum, I'm sorry, no fuck it, I'm not sorry. Everything I said was off the cuff, no rehearsals, I made it up as I went along. Why should he be rich and leave you with fuck all? Hopefully, I've made you rich too, now I'm going to bed." Jamie?" What?" If I end up with nothing, I'll still be rich, I've got you."Dawn was breaking when I woke up to a warm. Does your sister know you are here? She would kill me if she knew you were here. “No she doesn’t and I know she would. That’s why you can’t tell her I’m here. I just need a shower, food, and a place to sleep. Please, I’m so tired. Please help me”I sat down and poured a big glass of whiskey. Fuck. What do I do? She looks terribly sad and needs help, but my wife would kill me.... but I can’t just let her leave without anything.Ok here’s what I’ll do, I said. I went and got her a bath robe. Get. She had explained about the wedding over the phone and they were not concerned about missing it; all that mattered was her happiness. Everything seemed to be going so well as she introduced him to the family. Her parents, brother and sister were very impressed as he wooed them just like he had her. Mother could not resist inviting the neighbours to come in and meet her daughter’s Prince Charming. Needles to say he convinced them he was a catch in a million and way above their expectations. The.