We run out of wine and you tell me you have a bottle of champagne. We begin to get tipsy and the talk turns to sex and previous lovers - and what turn... us both on. I tell you I was once at a friend’s house and caught his mother masturbating (she didn't see me) and ever since then I have been really turned on watching women masturbate. You leave the room and after 5 minutes I hear you asking me to come up to your bedroom. When I get upstairs you are lying on the bed masturbating. "Sit down" . “Yeah, you charge more up front, but with waiting and the interest on my debt, I think Shae’s carpenters end up costing more. So your work lasts longer and I only have to pay you once.”“This whole time, I was thinkin’ ye were a stupid arsehole, Barnicle,” Candy said with half a smile. “I was wrong. Ye ain’t stupid.”“Just an asshole,” Barney said with a proud nod.“Bring yer skow round t’morrow night,” Candy said. “Six crowns, I’ll have her patched an’ cured in time fer yer morning shift.” She. .. 100%. That is the power of your milk!" And then she said, "Please don't throw it away when he is not looking.Don't cheat. We will find out if you have had his urine by testing yourmilk after 2 hours. If we find that you have cheated, then you've hadit. Understand?." This time I said a meek yes and nodded my head. I wastotally defeated and screwed from all sides. I felt sad and thought tomyself, "O my god, what has become of my life."Straight talk with RajkumariThe chief nurse left and. I told her that she is looking beautiful and then she blushed and said teasingly…pandey ji aapki majak ki adat nahi jayegi. Then she told me that she will pick her car and lets go for lunch and if time permits we will go for a movie. I said okay and parked my bike and we went straight to a restaurant.There I was just staring at her and then she suddenly said: pandey ji kya dekh rahe ho and I was caught red handed once again. One more thing guys, I loved whenever she used to say “pandey ji”.