Me: Why, man. What makes you say that?Rohit: Dude, please don’t mind. I just wanted to say something. You have the hottest mom in the universe. Your...mom is like a bomb.I expected this from him.Me: Stop it, dude. It’s weird. She is my mom.Rohit: No, I can’t stop talking about her. I got mad watching her. She has driven me nuts. How she is maintaining her physic bro. I love that. Dude, tell me the truth. Don’t you have a crush on your mom? Don’t lie to me. No one can control his thoughts, looking. This is going to be a really fun honeymoon, Brad. I promise you will enjoy it. You already got my cherry, and you're not getting my other one either now that I know the size of your monster."There was a pause, and then a soft, "I love you, Brad. We are so blessed. We'll be home in a little while. Let me spend your money."I didn't get a chance to ask 'What do you mean spend my money. How do you plan to do that?'This was something I had to know, so I went to the master suite and brought my laptop. Or sometimes she'd answer the door nude and when she let the person delivering room service or pizza in she'd be behind the door. So they didn't see her until she closed the door. I'd always be on the balcony or in the restroom so they thought she was alone.And things at times got pretty wild but that's for another story. We always took pictures when we'd stay in a hotel to have different backgrounds. We'd sometimes leave a couple of pictures for the maid to find. Or even put one in the hall in. I only had to wait a few minutes before some food and a good quality mattress showed up. I ate an excellent lunch and sent the dishes and scraps back uptime.The new mattress had been deposited on the bed so all I had to do to enjoy it was to lie down. I decided to nap for now and possibly make some general plans for what to do if I were not released soon.About 6:00 PM the turnkey delivered a bowl of miserable looking gruel and a cup of foul smelling water. He had to wake me when he came in, and.