” “My cock is so lonely I’d take any female who walks through that door.”“Ben, when has any girl walked through that door?”“Well, who kn...ws, it can happen. And then, I swear I’ll get some.”“Bet you no female comes through that door and if one does, you’d get no where.”“OK, two bucks says some girl knocks on that door.”“You’re on but it has to be by 1am tonight because I have a plane to catch in the morning. And you have to get her to stay and do me too.”“OK, as if that’ll happen. Anyway I’m. ." It's his testicles, Helen," said Mom in exasperation, "He came downstairs yesterday evening and said he had a problem with them. They were always aching he said."There you go. Now I know where the phrase "So mortified you want to crawl and hide up your own asshole" comes from. Way to go Mom. The Doctor looked at me as I turned the brightest shade of puce ever.I gave a small nod. "Uh, yeah. My er testicles sort of ache all the time." Alright, good. There you go. That wasn't so hard was it.". I pressed into my nieces virgin ass, little by little. She pushed back against me till finally, her cheeks met my thighs. Oh, Baby! Just be still a minute. She was breathing like a locomotive. That is so wild! I feel so full! Kaylee looked back at me, a huge grin on her sweaty face. I knew I could do it! Her ass clenched onto me, then relaxed. Just give me a second to get used to it. I could feel every muscle inside of her. First contracting then relaxing. I looked down, and almost came. The. I just wanted her cock in me. She lubed her cock and moved closer. I felt its tip poking my hole. It felt so good. She slowly and gently eased her new cock into me. I felt my cock re-stiffen as she did so. It was feeling really good. My wife proceeded to gently fuck my arse for a few minutes, as I groaned with the pleasure. My wife then tried to come in to reach around and wank me off. She found it hard to balance, and could not thrust and wank at the same time. We decided to switch positions..