Fuckin' mooks making themselves out ter be something they ain't. Billy big-balls' talkin' a crock of shit. Fuckin flapdoodle motherfuckers. Well, I go... a story and at the end you judge whether I'm a mook or the real fuckin' deal.Starts in 1982 - with a fine piece of New Jersey ass dancin' on a table....Dolores was stood on the table, red kitten heels, net bodystocking, cascading blonde hair and a sexy pout --me? I was uncomfortable--hot as hell in that room and she was making it hotter.Dolores. Returning home, I could hear that my parents started without me; I could here sex noises from their room. I got into the room. The sight turned me on immediately. My dad fucking my mom in a doggy style position. And they were fucking in my direction, so I was able to see my mom`s big tits being suspended from her body. As I saw them, I couldn`t resist but to remove my clothes. I was already wet from the sight. I kissed my mom and dad (greetings) and I spread my wet pussy in front of my mom. She. Around 11.30 I got up and went to the kitchen to make a drink, the cat and I were both enjoying the winter sun and the peace within the house.Then the doorbell rang I went to the door slightly pissed off as peace at my age is welcome when you do not feel too good. Fuck it I thought who is this now; some sales representative or whatever, to my surprise is was Mel.She was crying and looked a right mess her makeup had run down her cheeks and she was in a right state, I pulled her in and said,. I wentdownstairs which initially is not too bad because their mens departmentis downstairs, but once you've headed past that and walked towards theunderwear section, your cover is blown. I looked around at what theyhad. They have all the usual "buy 3 for ?5" cheap style knickers andthe multi packs. But I didn't think I should buy those for the womanwho was embarrassing me in such creative ways. I went to the moreexpensive underwear and pound a pair of plain white satin panties withsome delicate.