We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.8. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until ...ou hear them speak.9. If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.10. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.11. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.12. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.13. War does not. Suzy met him at work. They have been dating for six months now. Everyone is happy for them, parents, co-workers even Max. Max was Suzy’s boyfriend until Gary came to town.Max played the nice guy very well. Some say a little too well. Max was fifty and knew Suzy was too young for him. Suzy is twenty-seven and very shy. She considered Max as a friend first and lover second. Max just saw how lovely Suzy’s soul was. Right away he knew he had to have her.Suzy was busy at home. Her doorbell rang, she. Wo thoda black complexion ki hai par unka figure bahut sexy hain. Unke boobs kaafi mote hain, chut par bahut baal bhi hain. Ab main aapko batata hoon ki ye sab start hua. Baat un dino ki hai jab mere father ki tabiyat kharab thi. To chachi hamare yahan aa gayi thi mummy ka kaam mein haath batane k liye. Wo mere se bahut ghulmil kar baat karti thi. Main unki baat ko mazak mein lekar chod diya karta tha.raat ko jab wo fresh hokar nightie mein aati thi to us se unke boobs adhe dikhte the aur main. My ring came to me after she died.”“However, Grandpop’s ring didn’t want to go to my boyfriend at the time even though he had asked me to marry him. We ended up breaking up, and I went to Europe for a few years, and then I went to college.”“What if you end up hating the person who has the other ring?” he intrigued.She shrugged and played with his sparse chest hair. “Apparently, you will still want to fuck them and probably will if given the least provocation. You may hate yourself afterwards,.