"I could tell she was excited by it because her eyes were sparkling as she said it.As I took the bags up to our room Ginny followed me and as I laid t...em on the bed, I turned to Ginny."Your mum says she has some news for us and whatever it is I think she is quite excited about it. She said she would tell us when the girls were not present. So I was wondering why she did not want them to know."Beats me," said Ginny, "But since we are staying in the main house this time, I think you are going to. “We’d like to get a piercing….for my wife.” I added quickly.“Sure” she said, still not looking up. “And what type of piercing… and where?”“Ah” I stammered out…” Her nipples…. A ring with a small bell attached to each.”The young woman suddenly looked up. We had all her attention as a broad smile spread over her face.“Of course, you do” she said, with a huge smile. “And anything for you?” she added, asking me yet not taking her eyes off my wife.“No, not at this time.” I replied.“Well,” she added. She handed me my cup and said "if you need any help id be glad to assist you" Confused as to what she could do to help me pee in a cup i said " uh, yeah sure." At that point she looked out in the hall then closed and locked the door. "All you really need to do is get this drug test strip soaked with piss and I mark the results down, I'd rather not use a cup." She grabbed one of the strips and put in between her lips and told me to go ahead and soak it. I felt a little weird at first but. .." — for those occasions when my mom and I visited my grandmother. And my mom — "poor Deirdre" — would be forced to shake her head and hold up her hands and sigh, "I know, I know."My completely impotent response was to name Mrs. Stone's garden machinery after them. Hell, I even named the chain saw after her mother — Bitch Barbara. In person, I call her "Grandma." She calls me "poor Terry." Bitch.Not that I was allowed to use the chain saw, of course. Mrs. Stone had assured me that the fire I'd.