"What do you think I'm going to do to you?"She was now crying, sweating, and her face was all pink."I don't want to harm you or your child, and I won'... if you listen to me." I said to her. "Understand?"She nodded, still crying. I waited until she started to regain her composure. "Okay, all I came here for is to have sex with you. Now, if you choose not to listen and obey, your worst nightmare will occur, got it?"She nodded and started moaning."Calm down." I waited until she stopped crying and. "Oh! Fred!!! There's this adorable great hall with a parquet floor! Just think about the grand balls that must have been held there in times past! I just want to see that floor shining so that I can see my face in it! At present it's a rather sorry sight, but a bit of elbow grease will have it sparkling like new in no time!I won't rest until that day! You WILL agree to buy this heavenly place, won't you, my little treasure?"Both men wilted under the impact of the good lady's frenetic. He then surprised us all by bellowing, "Is there a private eye in the house?"I quickly buried my blushing face behind the Playbill, but Dr. Watson lifted my arm and announced, "Here's one!" I heard a few gasps of astonishment but choose to ignore the much louder snickers. The director called me to the stage and filled me in on the rest of his dilemma. (Like an overacting Nicholas Cage; his voice hysterical, his arms akimbo.)"It's not just any slipper, it's the original Ruby Red Slippers from. ”“You use it, abuse it, then throw it away,” Sherry said.“I love it when you say things like that,” Alex said.The kid said, “You’re my kind of people.”The clerk who rang up their sale had a very good day that day. The kid who had talked with them walked off with his new cell phone thinking it was pretty nice of that couple to buy it for him.Sherry and Alex were walking through the mall talking about the phones. Sherry noticed that Alex’s attention wandered at one point. She stopped and looked.