.So, please forward this to your friends; they may be my friends, too.Retired people, are you behaving?One day God was looking down at earth and saw a...l of the rascally retirees' behavior that was going on...So He called His angels and sent one to earth for a time.When the angel returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on earth; 95% of retirees are misbehaving and only 5% are not.God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.'So God called. Sarah and I keep our hands linked all theway to Euston station, where we board a packed train to Milton Keynes.En route, we cringe with embarrassment at yet more photos of our'disgrace' last night- more photos of us accidentally displaying ourunderwear, photos of our faces showing just how drunk we were, includingseveral drunken snogs. The other girls didn't get away unscathed,though, as proved by a photo of a very drunk Lauren curled up asleepwith her head resting in the lap of the. I think it's wonderful. Your image probably brought happiness to many brave young men."Diane blushed furiously. "Have you and Mr. Hamilton seen the drawing? It's really nothing naughty." We sell calendars at the store. The drawing of you is in a frame near the cash register. My husband liked it anyway, and when Mr. Baxter told us you were Tommy's girl, we had to have it." Tommy's girl," Diane repeated quietly. She liked the sound of it.The bus station loudspeaker crackled to life. "We have. "Matt" I replied shaking his hand. I can see already he will be hard to avoid. He is one of "those guys" the ones that want to be friends with everybody. He is a small guy, brown hair. Skinny and tall. "So you live in the building?" he asks as he looks me over. The usual guy thing. Which I have no problem with I am much taller than him at 6' 4, dark black skin, with a bald head, very much in shape, I run and go to the gym on a very tight schedule. Dark brown eyes. My ex used to say I was full.