”Me: “Fine. But can I ask you one last question?”Her: “Go ahead.”Me: “What are you calculating the velocity of, anyway?”A man goes to a ...ostume party wearing nothing but his underwear and a woman on his back.His friends see him and ask “Hey man, what are you supposed to be?”He replies “Oh, I’m dressed as a turtle”His friend responds “A turtle? How are you supposed to be a turtle? And who is that woman on your back?”The man replies “Oh, that’s Michelle” –Thank Phoenix for the following.‎ Three. When she walked through the door to the pool area she saw that Jake Allen was already there. He wasn’t supposed to be home right now. He was supposed to be at a school with her son, but that really didn’t matter. Holly was going to carry through with her plans for her afternoon regardless, and she had absolutely no qualms about taking off her top in front of Jake even if he was her son‘s best friend. She always liked getting a man’s attention anyhow, always dressing to show off her big breasts,. An abortion was out ofthe question. And in Sam's eyes, I had bestowed upon her the ultimategift for transsexuals. She would follow me anywhere.As a couple, we decided it'd be worth it to run away. Things would gethairy if people who knew me as a transsexual found out I was pregnant.Too many questions. And I had never really liked school. Over the years,I had accumulated a small amount of money doing free-lance computerprogramming. It was just enough to move far away and start a family. ”“Could I still come for a visit sometime? I do trust you and we do have some things in common that others just don’t understand.”“We have three or four empty bedrooms. I’ll give you the phone number and address but you have to promise not to share it with anyone.”“You can trust me too.”After we finished breakfast, she sat on the couch as I packed the few things that I had. She tucked my card with my personal contact info into her purse. I checked out and dropped her off at the college a few.