I thought you had become a “Big Michigan Man” and had forgotten about me. What's done is done now though, want to go swimming?”That was an offer...that I could not pass up. But, then again I didn't have anything but the athletic shorts that I was wearing. When I told Natalie this she laughed and said, “Swim in your boxers man. I don't really care.”That was all the prompting that I needed, I quickly walked out to her pool and shed my shorts and tank top leaving my: 5' 9”, long blonde wavy hair,. "With that they put me on a dolly and rolled me into the next room. Not being able to move was weird, but I was enjoying it. The next thing I saw was a large container filled with liquid plastic. I knew they were going to dunk me in it. I even looked to it with anticipation! New feeling rushed over me as I knew I wanted to become a mannequin, I really longed for it. What was going on with me??If I could have I would have smiled when they picked me up with a crane looking device and dipped me in. They're all at the funeral."--A Cape Bretoner walked into a crowded local bar, waving his Colt 45 with an 8 shot clip and yelled,"Who in here has been screwing my wife?"A Newfie from the back of the bar yelled back,"You're gonna need more ammo!"WHILE ON A ROAD TRIP, AN ELDERLY COUPLE, STOPPED AT A PIZZA HUT FOR LUNCH.AFTER FINISHING THEIR MEAL, THEY LEFT THE RESTAURANT, AND RESUMED THEIR TRIP TO PHOENIX.WHEN LEAVING, THE ELDERLY WOMAN UNKNOWINGLY LEFT HER GLASSES ON THE TABLE, AND SHE DIDN'T. I devoted my attention, also the insides of her thighs and then she opened her legs a little. Gently, I slipped the finger over her lips; she turned on to her back. Again I knelt over them and started to cream her chest. More than actually needed, I rubbed her beautiful tits, and did not forget to devote myself to her now already hard nipples. She had closed her eyes and was enjoying now belly and legs; again I moved my hands to the space between her opened thighs. I had finished sun creaming.