She had seen that look on his face and the jaunty walk before. One of her co-workers had pointed out that the look meant that he had scored. She knew ...ore about Mark than he realised, as his reputation had preceded him, and it wasn’t one that impressed her.In the weeks after he had moved to her side of the building and became her boss, several women had warned her about him. Not that she felt it was necessary, as she had felt no attraction to him whatsoever and she thought that he was too old. She had been twistinga strand of hair around her finger, a habit she had when she was her oldself. It was the same color as before, just a lot longer. Looking outthe window at the setting sun, she could see a faint reflection ofherself. She was still wearing the same makeup from when she hadtransformed, some eyeliner and lipstick. She began to think of the lasttwo days. How some alien device had transformed her life into some cruelparody of a television show. How only a week ago she had. This is nuts. Why are you doing this?"Now was the perfect time to pull the trigger and start the show going by giving her the lesbian test."Then, allow me to give you my free lesbian test." Lesbian test? What lesbian test? What the Hell is a lesbian test?" I devised a foolproof lesbian test," I said with a sly smile."Yeah, I can only imagine what you devised being a fool yourself," she said laughing. "If it will stop all this nonsense about me being a lesbian, I'll take the damn test just to. The spit ball hit the gates dead centre and in seconds it was ablaze as well. We waited and watched while more dwarves scurried about trying to put it out. It took time but eventually they got it under control. That's when I called out to Daghout."Lord Daghout," I shouted at the top of my lungs, "I demand to speak to you."This time I didn't have to wait for him to make his presence known. He was already on the ramparts of the city, fuming to his advisors over what we had done. On hearing my.