Are there any in particular that you liked?” I asked.She blushed a bit at the question but replied, “I think any woman would be more than pleased ...ith everything.”The trip back to the theatre to retrieve her car was a quiet one. It was a comfortable silence that we both enjoyed and neither tried to break. After we arrived at her car and I opened the door for her, she was surprised when I told her to take the packages.“Thank you very much, but I couldn’t take these!” I exclaimed as I tried to. I asked her why was she doing such things, she is a well cultured women & what made her to do such cheap things? As if my sound increased, she started crying very loudly. & as I really love my mom very much I was not able to see tears in her eyes. I took car to the side & stopped my car. I came out went to the side & opened the door & made my mom to come out & wiped her tears & asked her what was the reason, very lovingly & affectionately. She was not able to calm down, so I hugged her &. ?” Then she instantly reverted to normal and added, “Thank you, my darling, for noticing.” Then with a little grin and a wink she stuck her nose in the air and said, “Of course, I would have noticed it, too ... in a week or two ... maybe.” Pretending to glare at the girls she said, “You heard your master. What have you two been doing?”Anna left the room and came back a moment later with a stack of paper. It appeared to be a magazine, yet it was printed on the paper their printers used. When. Why did the turtle cross the road?To get to the Shell stationA man bought his wife a bra for a present, and gave it to her on Memorial Day.She asked, “Why for Memorial Day?”He replied, “It’s in memory of the fallen.”An Eskimo goes to a sexologist and says, “Doctor, my wife is willing to have sex with me only three times a night”.“Three times a night”, exclaims the doctor. “That’s fantastic”!“Well.” Says the Eskimo. “The night here lasts for six months”.In the words of Lou Holtz:Life doesn’t.