I went to the hall closet and took out a blanket. I took one of the pillows from my bed for Josh. Josh was already on the couch, sound asleep. Pat too... the blanket, covered him up, and slipped the pillow under his head.Thankfully the preliminary courtesies were soon over with, and she disappeared into the guest bedroom. I didn’t even bother getting my travel bag from the trunk of the car. I just went to bed and crashed.What I thought would be an overnight stay turned into four days. Josh even. He whispered something to his horse, who then rode off and returned with a beautiful woman. The cowboy spent the night with the woman.The same thing happened the second day. But when the horse returned on the third day with another woman, the cowboy lost his temper and yelled “You stupid horse! I said ‘posse!’”What do you call 32 West Virginian women in one room?A full set of teeth.A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled. "Mother, truly, I shall never be a poet. And while I have some skill at the pencil and brush, I do not think I have the temperament to study architecture or flowers, let alone draw any image on canvas or paper that anyone would care to buy."She tsked, in the manner of mothers since time immemorial, convinced her son had more talent than he believed he did.It was his father's turn now; in the dance they had all perfected over the last five hundred meals. "I have spoken to the shipmasters' guild,. "You've got to stop that," I told him, crossing my legs at the ankles and squeezing my thighs in an effort to control the warm feeling spreading in my pussy."Now that I know where the magic switch is," he mumbled between his tiny assaults on my neck, "you don't expect me to forget it, do you?"I groaned as I lay back on the lush carpet, spreading my legs for him. I reached for his heavy balls and cradled them in my hand as Larry followed my descent to the floor, continuing to lick and suck at my.