She said she couldnt find it so what ever. We sat around and just chatted about school and how things were going. Then the subject change to relations...ips and she then asked me if I ever kissed a girl. I told her like 5 different ones. Ofcourse I only kissed 2 girls and one was because of a truth or dare game. I asked her if she has and she said no she was too worried that she might suck at it. She told me that alot of the guys in her class were experienced and the guy she liked had so much. As the shares were being counted.My dad pulled the biggest surprise bombshell yet."Are there any more shares to be counted?" asked my step-mom."I have some shares to be counted," my dad stepped forth."Roberta, what are you doing here?" I own some shares in this company and I would like to vote nay on your proposal." With your pitiful few shares it don't matter what you say." Oh yes it does. Especially when I own 50.1% of the shares of this company."This was what my dad had been working on for. Isn’t it, I dunno, painful or something?” Emma pressed.“No, he’ll get over it,” - says HER - “And if he doesn’t, I can always break out the bowl of ice water to plunge his crotch into. That ALWAYS does the trick,” Jess said with a laugh. Emma was horrified.“She’s really done that?” she said, directing the question to me.I knew I wasn’t getting any relief now, so I rolled off the ottoman and sat on the floor.“Not many times, but yes. And yes, it is just as effective as she says,” I responded. Soone se pehle meri saas ne meri wife ko coffee pilai jis mein usne ek neend ki goli daal di thi aur bacchi ko cold & cough tha is liye docter ke dawa se who tho so rahi thi. Yeh sab mujhe patah nahi tha, main meri wife ke bagal mein so gaya tha jo ki meri right side per thi aur mere left side per jagah khali thi, meri bacchi meri wife ke baju mein aur meri saas meri bacchi ke baju mein. Karib aadhi raat ke baad meri saas uth kar mere baju mein aakar so gayi. Main thakha hua tha aur ghehri.