I live and work as a woman and I never had such a good timeas a woman as when I was with you, I forgot I am missing the mostimportant part. I do like...you and I could give you pleasure with what Ihave. Let me give you a blow job and if your cock is unresponsive then itis not going to happen."Frank said, "I have never been with anyone like you, I thought I waskissing a woman. Okay, you can give me a blow job."I looked into his eyes and went over to him. He had stood up and wouldhave been on. I got on my hands and knees as he got behind me. My ass was already lubed up from the clerk fucking me so without too much effort, this big cock slipped up my ass. I had him take a picture when the guy's dick head was barely penetrating my ass and then more pictures as the guy slid his dick into my asshole and finally, to take a number of pictures when I was being totally penetrated.When the guy was done taking pictures I said to the guy whose cock was buried in my ass, "OK buddy, just fuck me. “Hold on. I’ll be right up to help,” the middle sibling replied. A minute later, she too let out a cry of frustration.“Now what?”, the youngest asked of the woman half way up the stairs.“I can’t remember if I was going up or coming down!” the middle sister declared.“Good Gawd,” the youngest muttered to herself. “I’m sure glad I’m not as addled as those two, and hope I never will be, knock on wood”, and she rapped on the table three times for emphasis.“Hold on,” she informed her two sisters.. Brothel sprouts.Q. What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman?A. A 40 year-old woman dreams of having c***dren, a 40 year-old man dreams of dating them.Q. What's white, smells, and can be found in panties?A. Clitty litterQ. I married Miss Right.A. I just didn't know her first name was "Always."Q. Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?A. When it's time to go back to his c***dhood, he's already there.Q. How do you know when your cat's done cleaning.