When Launching the Tadpoles, don't be a cheap ass and just spit in your hand. If you're going to be Greasing the Flagpole, at least take a little prid... in what you put in your hand.Now, once you've decided to Mind Your Own Business, and, if necessary, have acquired the needed lube to Operate the Pump Action Porridge Gun, then technique comes into play.It's not necessary to Beat Your Meat Like it Owes you Money. Anybody can Flog the Log, Spank the Monkey or Perform An Assault On a Friendly. She then pulled her skirt high again, bunched around her waist, and spread her legs wide for me. Her arousal was obvious, her pussy lips were shining with wetness and pouting, as she spread her lips with one hand before dipping two fingers deep inside herself. She stared straight at me as she extracted her fingers and bought them to her lips where she tasted herself, slowly licking the length of them. She then returned to the iPad and another message came through. "Pull your cock out handsome,. It was clear that she was a little smitten with me. As we talked, mingled and joked with colleagues, we soon began to surreptitiously hold hands, and as I became more confident of her compliance, I took the opportunity to stroke and squeeze her bottom through her skirt.At the end of the evening, Jenny was very slightly tipsy, and was adamant that she wanted to “inspect” my digs to ensure that I was adequately catered for. It was all very giggly and suggestive, but I did take her up on her offer. What where the chances that, there would be a hard long fat dick waiting for me? I bet it was sheer coincidence that it happened last time. I do not know if I was curious or moreover if I had made this situation happen again, but I found myself walking into the stall once again. Timidly I looked into the stall. Nothing, it was empty and nothing was coming through the wall. I'm not sure if my emotions were that of relief or of disappointment. Slowly I shuffled into the stall and sat down. Again,.