"Shall I hold the cheeks of his bottom apart so that you can get at the sphincter?" Diane smiled wickedly at Patricia as she nodded to her."Yes that w...uld be helpful." Diane looked down at the boy's face seeing the abject horror on his blushing countenance. She squeezed her legs together feeling the erect penis throb as she rubbed the flesh of thighs together. Richard was mortified with embarrassment. He felt cool fingers insinuate themselves between the cheeks of his bottom and pull the flesh. She took his hand and led him into the bathroom. They both stepped into the shower. It was a bit cramped, but she found a way to lather him up and rinse him off. Rick did the same to her. Despite his best effort to make it all about being clean, his erection began to grow as he ran his hands over her body. "Not till morning," she reminded him. "Sorry." Don't be, I take it as a compliment."When he rinsed the lather off Nancy's body, he noticed her nipples were paying him a compliment as well.. . you'd have thought they were in Iran.It's getting so a half way decent author can't make a little goof before his characters jump on his ass and pound him into the ground. Just who do these guys think they are ... real people?And Kurt grinned and said, "yes. We are real people. You remember us better than we remember ourselves. So, get it right! What kind of friend are you, anyway?"'OMG, ' thought the author. 'Now what do I do? My characters are out of control. My Muse done flew da coop. I am. We must do what we can to see that good triumphs over evil and all is put right throughout the land. I will indeed need your help with my quest. Pass the word to have all my knights assembled presently at the round-table." By your command, Your Majesty."Merlin bowed and withdrew to spread the word throughout Camelot. There was a flurry of activity as knights from far and wide assembled around the round table.I entered the room and called the assemblage to order. "My good men, I have gathered.