Some men would say she looked more like a teenager than an adult woman but Tom liked that look. Hell, if he could get away with it he would go for som... jail bait!He drove over to the Rudolph house and pulled into the drive way. It was modest house in a modest neighborhood. Tom would never live in such a dump.He knocked on the door. Jim opened the door and looked like a man about to get hung. Good thought Tom the little shit needs to respect his elders and his betters."So where's the little. "I told you I wanted you bad", he grunted. This only made Shannon pussy even wetter, wetter than she ever thought it could get. Her body was on fire, and only Mike's hard cock could extinguish it. He positioned his cock at the entrance to her pussy, and slowly began sliding it in, until it was buried deep in Shannon's wet pussy. He began pistoning his cock in and out, still very slowly, but at the perfect pace. Shannon could feel another orgasm coming, and told Mike, "Oh fuck Mike, oh fuck, I'm. My wife is a light weight when drinking beer.She was a bit tipsy and as she got up to use the restroom, she tripped. Tyler started laughing and she found it funny and began laughing too. Before you know it they were laying on the pullout and fell asleep. She awoke in the dark and found Tyler between her legs eating her pussy. She gets super horny when drinking and this was no different. She was groggy at first and didn't realize who it was but she was enjoying it so much that she began to. .. so she took them home and ate them.These are compliments of mario marioA friend of mine recently showed me the plans for an invisible airplane.To be honest I can’t see it taking off.Two dyslexics run into a bank and shout:“Air in the hands mother stickers! This is a fuck up!”A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?”The monks graciously accept him, fed him.