When I went inside I saw that my uncle was standing near the door of the bathroom which was wide open and my mom was standing there, completely naked ...nd drying her hair. I could see from behind that my uncle was trying to catch hold of her jiggling boobs and my mom was putting a mock resistance. Then my mom suddenly saw me and closed the door and then uncle turned back and told me that mom forgot her towel and he came to give it her. I said ok and went back to play and I knew that something. I was kinda appalled at first. Yet I couldn't resist playing around with the idea of pleasing a man who is two or three times older than me; the more I thought about it the more I realized just how hot it would be.Still indecisive about choosing a stranger from the 100+ responses I received, I decided to look at what some of the old men were posting. I settled on one who had a nice little cabin "in the middle of the woods" who was (so his post said) 51. We conversed via e-mail a little bit and. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.Born and bread in Minnesota, Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting. Suddenly the panel was slammed shut and the door bursted open."Daddy what are you doing here?". A woman's voice cried out.Tom almost had an heart-attack. Before him stood his 23 year old daughter Tammy, whom he hadn't seen in five years. She had left the house after a big row with her mother and had never spoken to them again. And now here she was, the hooker he hired for a night."Ohhhhh my god!!!". He mumbled.He felt like his world was coming to an end.Tammy quickly pulled him inside and.