” (Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam!)If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energ... to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it)If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that’s more like it)A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig.)Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Still not over that pig. Just then I realized it was not Vanessa but Wendy. I wondered often: If I had meet Wendy first. Would we hit it off ? To just enjoy her company. To occasionally have small talk with the goddess of my fantasy. To feel the warmth of her body to kiss every part of her beautiful body just the thought sends chills of joy through me on many occasions. The things I would do for her but she was forbidden fruit !! She was my wife's best friend. Then I heard a car. Realizing it might be my Vanessa. I. He said "so you two little sluts like fucking animals to?" they both nodded. Martin smiled and said "how about you to show me what you like to do with my dog." They both said "okay." Sophia and Charlotte both sat on the sofa with their legs spread and Martin took off my bodysuit and walked me over and told me to lick them one after the other while he fucked me.So I done as I was told and licked both their pussy's until I was told to stop. Once I had finished Martin said "so you two girls going. Thus over the ages of the planet many nations became victims of genocide while cultures and races were wiped out by the religion of the sword. Osama’s chauvinistic religion considered women to be only one third of value compared to men and revelled in slavery. Men wereattracted to it because they were given many rights while women were little more than animals owned by men and forced to cover themselves as a mark of submission to men. Its ancient mistreatment of women proved to be its undoing.