“How about when they cut off your dick?” “No that really wasn’t the worst of it.” “Really?” says the first. “How about when they had t... create the new hole? That must have been painful.” “No the worst part was when they stuck the straw in my ear and sucked out half my brains.”Why did God give women nipples?To make suckers out of men.Why did the Detroit Lions hire two nuns and a prostitute for the new season?Because they needed two tight ends and a wide receiver.Why are clams like women?When the. I tried to ignore it, but then I heard my mom. She let out a loud ‘YES!’ that was followed by my father’s voice muffled through the wall. She continued making noises that were accompanied by squeaky bed springs and occasional slaps of skins. I felt myself getting red in the face, I felt angry, jealous, but also aroused. I couldn’t help myself, I pulled my dick out of my boxers and began slowly petting and playing with it. This turned into a slow but steady stroke. I couldn’t cum though, I was. I couldn't touch it, I knew even a single stroke would cause me to pop. The sound of her streaming on the computer was enough to make me cum, I couldn't believe I was watching another man cause her to make those sounds. Joe stood at Heather's side continuing to tease her. Without warning, he roughly inserted two big fingers from behind into her soaking pussy. Heather squealed and arched her back in response, she then pushed back into his hand. Joe's other hand began stroking her clitoris.. Without looking at me she walked off. I told her to stop but she didn’t. I chased after her as she made her way to the elevator. I made my way in behind her.She looked at me with a tear running down her face and she said, “What do you want?” I looked into her deep dark eyes as I moved in close and wiped her tears from her soft cheeks. “I want you.” And I kissed her again softly. She returned the kiss but then moved away again, “Are you sure?” I said. “Yes, I’m sure.”I brought her into my room,.