..”I said “Sorry mate. Did he drown?”“No,” he said, “he choked on a sock.”The wife came out of the bathroom and said “I have just shav...d my bits and you know what that means don’t you?”I said “Yeah, the bloody plug hole is blocked again.”An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The Grand Emir was not used to the salt in American foods (French fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies etc.) and was constantly sending his manservant Abdul to. It quickly became clear to me that this was not going to be the normal squash and lick session as my wife pulled up her skirt to her waist while sitting full weight on my stomach. Briefly I saw that she had already removed her knickers, as soon she lifted up her skirt and moved up to sit directly on my face. this was not the usual seat high up on my chest allowing me tongue access to her clitoris, it was a full facesit.As her pubic bone pushed up hard against the cartiledge of my nose she. "I'm glad. If there's one thing my daughter does, it's keep her word.It's been a few minutes, and as she promised, she's kept quiet. It's a bit strange not knowing what she's doing, but from seeing her creamy thighs just above where her stockings end and below where her skirt begins, I'm already back to thinking about her cute little pussy.She's waiting for me, and here I am, working. I kinda feel like a neglectful father, but if it were her way all the time, I'd've been fired long ago.Still.... ” Suddenly sweetening her voice to a saccharine level, she added, “I’ll be right along, babe.” Then she shoved him in and shut the door.She turned to face Vasily and the woman once more. He was standing there unimpressed, jangling his keys in his pocket. The woman finally made the effort to lower high eyes down past the peak of Carie’s head, actually giving her a deliberate once over with her petal-shaped jade eyes. She offered Carie what seemed like a nod of predatory appreciation, the fox.