.. And there was the MILF of a mother that was a huge bitch too, so I can see where the nineteen year old got it."Don't Drop That Mirror!" chirped the...stuck up little bitch. "It's worth more than you'll ever amount to!"I had picked it up from the rest of the three pieced wardrobe."Did you hear me dude?" louder still..."And if you say it again, I'm going to give you something to shove in your cock sucker!" Uh," she huffed, "I'm going to have your job!" Ha. Listen tramp, Kick Rocks! I got this. If that’s how she felt about her, she wasn’t going to get the birds and bees talk from Nancy, that’s for sure.“Ahh, okaaaaay. Shit. Where to begin...”“Look uncle Pete, I know how things are supposed to work, but your thing is like this long,” she exaggerated, holding her hands two feet apart. “And as round as a fucking wine bottle!” She again exaggerated.Ignoring the coarse language, I replied, “It’s not that big at all and what were you doing looking anyway?”“I saw your ad,” she mumbled,. I couldn’t get enough of the feeling of her pierced tongue on mine. She tasted of sweet white wine. As we kissed, she reached down and started to massage my erect cock through the fabric of my pants. I was sweating and thought that if I couldn’t undress I would faint. She helped me get my shirt off and then started licking my nipples while her hand unzipped my fly. Soon all that was between her fingers and my penis was the thin, damp cotton of my briefs. “Undress,” she ordered me. And I. Ask her to come look at her horses."She nodded and kissed me. I had some rye whisky and some water for breakfast, fed my horse and waited. The carriage house door swung open, and there was the colonel's lovely wife with tall Redcoat on one side and a big Hessian officer on the other."You wanted to see me?" she asked as I stood."Just to see that you were all right, safe. So I could report," I said.Major André, if that is who he was, smiled, made a leg, and said something like, "My pleasure,".