Group sex sounded so, well, mechanical and soulless. Then again it would be an interesting evening. Moreover, I was a little proud of my tight and lit...e body. I looked pretty good for 43 years old and two children. But how would my crow's feet and loose skin look compared to a college girl? Would the men want me?"Yeah, sure," I finally answered. "Let's go. But tell these guys in advance not to expect a teenager with big boobs." I described you for them." Steve said"What did you say?" Fishing. . some kind of date?”“Sort of,” I said. “There’s a girl I want to date, and Susan has agreed to give me some lessons on how to treat a girl on a movie date.”“I don’t see why not, remember he’s only 15, Susan. I don’t want him to become one those boys who thinks that the back of a movie theater is a place to make out.”“Yeah, Mom,” she said. “I’m taking him to a movie and teach him how to french kiss and get to second base!”“SUSAN!”After dinner, back in my bedroom, I did some more research on. But I'm not giving up just yet. Fate owes me, and one day I intend tocollect.A buzzer sounds.Green.Here we go...I knock once and enter. The office is tiny, the window at the back givingan invigorating if somewhat constricted view of the sun-sparkled sea andcloudless azure sky.Not that I'd have spent more than a fraction of a second looking at it ifI'd seen a fleet of Spanish galleons anchored offshore.You work for us now. You always will.The woman who stands to greet me is none other than. Instead of clothes, she returned with a tape measure. I stared at it, and her. "This is a clothing store, among other things, and I can't tell what size you are without taking measurements." When I told her my sizes, she shrugged, saying they wouldn't help her at all. I wound up being measured like a dressmakers dummy. I started to feel like one. A dummy, that is.The three of them were looking over the measurements and mumbling to themselves. Nellie asked me to stand back up and examined.