"I taunted some more, "Yeah, if I was free I would rip your fucking head off and shit down your neck." My mouth earned me another beating.Flashback �... JensI was sure by now that female dog Russian spy had received the gift and knew exactly what I thought of her. I would have loved to seen her covered in the dog poo but there was no way to do that.I read through my magazines and came up with another great idea. This one was much cheaper than the last one and I even added an extra special surprise. She had been babysitting for one of her professors (Suzie White) when her husband, Keith, had walked her back to her room. Afterwards, he had invited himself inside for coffee. Coffee! Never mind the coffee- he had taken her virginity instead! She blushed when she recalled it and wondered how on earth she could look her professor in the eye this morning.She was the first student there and Suzie took the opportunity of thanking her for the previous night and asking if she would be available. I let Dave in and tell him to shut his eyes and flick the lights Jean comes in the room and stands in front of Dave, I tell him to open his eyes when he does they nearly pop out of his head.Jean become our waitress and gets us some drinks, Dave goes to the toilet while he’s away I tell Jean to take off the thong, Dave comes back and Jean gets us a refill coming back without the thong, I go to the toilet, Dave does not make a move so the next time Jean gets us drinks I tell him he’d better make. “Why would Lord Sheogorath care what happened to your mother?”I laughed, one of the first true laughs I’d had in a long time. “Because due to some prophecy, and assorted things that I still don’t totally understand, she ended up taking his place.” At her look of horror, I nodded. “You grasp the issue. My father may have been Dragonborn in his own right, but before I was born, my mother ended up as ruler of the Shivering Isles and a Daedric princess, Lady of Her Realm.”“Oh, holy shit.” Delphine.