He loves for his toys to be shown off, to know that other men want us, but can't possess us." Amelia was in a near constant state of shock as her moth...r picked out one sexy outfit after another. If she were honest, some of them were downright slutty. She couldn't imagine wearing clothes like that in public, although a small part of her had always wanted to. Then, as she entered the dressing room to try on the clothes, Ellen followed her. It was still a little strange for her mother to watch her. . Helpline here ... What’s theproblem?”Customer: “I’m in the Outback with the girlfriend and she’s been stungon her thigh by a hornet and now her vagina has completely closed up!”Australian Telephone Operator: “Bummer!”Customer: “Great advice! Thanks mate, bye.”One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. “Tie me up,” she purred, “and you can do anything you want.” So he tied her up and went golfing.A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway,. After all, they would be home by 11.20pm, only a few minutes after their curfew.As they walked towards the house, Susie could see that the lights were on downstairs and heard Jenny mutter ‘shit’!They opened the door to a very sour looking Mrs C. “If looks could kill” she thought to herself.“Did I or did I not say that the curfew was 11pm”? Said Mrs CJenny kept quiet, but Susie thought she should say something, “But we’re only a few minutes late Mrs C, we just lost track of time”. Susie heard a. The word is out: she won't stand for any pass." Look at that figure," Buzz enthused. "Damn, why does she dress like an old maid?" Like I said, she's pretty square and very much in love with a husband in Vietnam." Yeah. Too bad. There's just something about her, some kind of look on her face."Hank laughed and slapped his friend on the back. "Forget it. Listen, of all the broads in this town, that is the least likely. No hank-panky for Mrs. Gail Hanover, believe me."Gail's conversation with the.