I answered, "No, but I do fart a lot."P.S. I know some of you are not over 60. I sent it to you to allow you to forward it to those who are. I figured...your sense of humor could handle it.We senior citizens don't need any more gadgets. The TV remote and the garage door remote are about all we can handle.No virus found in this message.This one is from LarryRaising ChildrenWhenever your kids are out of control you can take comfort from this thought.After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam. " The decision has been made, it's just a matter of which one. Which of these do you like?"She had a metal one that literally looked like a bird cage, a hard plastic one that was moulded to resemble a penis and a softer silicone one that also looked like a penis. There were a few others on the shelf that she was examining as well."Melissa, this really isn't something that I think we should do right now."From behind us, I heard the shop clerk's voice, "I have a lot of experience with chastity. This reminded me to fuck Blanca's pussy next time, as great as her ass was. At the risk of stating the obvious for the anatomically ignorant, anal sex wasn't known for causing pregnancies.When I came in Cristina, she turned around and smiled deviously, as if she kept a secret that she was about to divulge. It turned out that she did. It was a fantastic secret from my perspective."Ian, my dear, I have a confession to make," Cristina announced as we made out."Funny, I don't recall being a priest.. On the right was the toilet and bathroom, then the laundry cupboard. Ahead was the small box room, accessed by three short stairs.Ellen must be in there. The door was ajar, and I could hear some movement but could see nothing through the small gap. I intended to surprise my wife. It was me who got the surprise. I pushed the door open, at the same time walking in a few paces, and saw Louise standing in front me.Louise was twenty-two and the daughter of one of my wife’s friends. She was slim and.