”“Clear.”“Police! Get on the ground!”“Don’t move! Don’t move!”Tom cleared one side of the room he was entering and turned to the oth...r with his Mossberg Shotgun raised. A skinhead with a swastika on his forehead and many more Aryan Brotherhood tattoos on his body was just standing up from the couch he’d been sitting on when the police had broken down his front door. He’d been reaching for an Uzi that sat on the coffee table in front of him. Another inch of movement towards it and Thomas would. Jenna and I had been placed in "athlete dorms" where all of the freshman football players lived. Walking down the hallway and seeing all these big and muscular black guys made me feel like my fantasies were coming true. After the first week Jenna and I had gotten to know some of the players who lived in the same wing. One night at dinner they invited us to sit down with them. After I sat down I looked across the table and made eye contact with one of the most beautiful men I had ever seen. I. Betty was out working in her front garden so I went over and asked her if she knew where my wife and children had gone. Betty always knew everything."They're on the boat with Roger. They love it on the boat and Roger loves children. You know we can't have any of our own. And besides its company for him. To be honest I can't abide the thing. I only go with him when no one else does."Ding a-ling a-ling, the old alarm bells really started going off big time now. You see, for one thing the kids. "Jim thought about it. "Well, sometimes pain is nature's way of telling you..."I heard that before. "Make it specific, then. I won't feel the normal pain from any waxing. Period."Jim made the change to that suggestion.There was one suggestion I wasn't aware of until I recited it. "I will get aroused when Jim humiliates me in public." How did that one get there? I was a bit surprised and more than a little disappointed in Jim about that one.Jim seemed confused by that one as well. "When did I.