We’ve got a pool, and I often watch her doing laps in a bikini so skimpy I’m surprised it stays on. (And often pray that it won’t.) So when I re...lized that my ability to calm people was a gift that only I had, my first thought was obvious: how could I use it to get laid?It didn’t take long for me to formulate a plan... Mary stretched herself out in front of the pool. A part of her wondered if she should be spending her time off doing something more productive, but she told herself the same. And this week we’ve travelled up to Crewe on a beautiful summer’s day ... It’s hot, and I’m sweaty, but it’s about to get a lot hotter for this week’s guest ... Let’s go inside and see if we can find ‘er, eh?”Cut to a mini-montage, as we move around the building – through the main door, into an elevator, through reception (with the receptionist smiling and waving us through), along a maze of corridors between call booths, and suddenly infront of a very happy looking worker ... We end in. "Hello Mrs G... ," he sourly replied.The filthy slut, he thought to himself. Every week she comes to confession and tells every detail of the vile, disgusting, lascivious goings on of her and her queer husband. How a man can willingly set his wife up with other men I can't understand.Such were the priest's thoughts and he continued on his way into the church.After a wait of a minute or two, the confessional door opened and closed as the first penitent entered.It's her, Helena G... , the priest. She stood up, showing him a good look at her naked body. Please. Ill do anything, she whispered. He surveyed the room, taking in both Mallory and I. Then he turned back to Jordan. His angry demeanor softened slightly. Jordan, I have to. Im sorry but is anyone finds out about this… he left the sentence trailing for a moment. Jordan you know I like you. But I cant turn my back on this. I just cant. No ones going to find out, she answered. There arent any cameras in storage. No one has to know..