“See, Simon was my childhood sweetheart,” she said. “I never had the adventures that most girls do. Just with him. And it wasn’t very adventur...us. He was nice enough and after we had sex the first time I thought we ought to make it official. Got married, very cosy, had the kids. And then, Kyle being like he is, I decided to make sure it couldn’t happen again, so I got sterilized. And then the sex petered out completely. So all in all, my sex life has been a non-event.”She was clearly not as. Then she put the ball in my court and said if it was something that I wanted, she'd do it for me (yeah right darling, for me! haha)I took her to a porn shop, this was before everyone had internet at home. The shop had little booths, you could choose your porn film and watch it in there. I picked out Gangbang Girl 14 and we watched Vanessa Chase getting fucked by about a dozen men! Talk about an introduction to porn ... no soft focus stuff for couples there! It was full on action, maybe a bit. It was then I noticed that the questions were more on my likes and dislikes rather than basic cooking information. After one question, my mom looked at her questioningly.Agnes said, “I’m going to be marrying my Viking. I want to know what he likes and how he likes it cooked.” She grinned. “I don’t want him to starve. He’ll need his strength.”Mother wisely refrained from asking about what I would need strength to do.Dad joined us for breakfast and we ate an enjoyable meal. After we finished, my. “You didn’t really eat them, did you?”“Yes, I told you that I needed more calories.”“Six!? You ate six whole MREs that were supposed to last us both a week, in one day?” He stood and kicked her sleeping bag, leaping backwards as she swiped at his legs with her clawed hand, reaching out of her bag to grab at him. “You glutton, what the hell are we supposed to do now? What are we going to fucking eat? That was like eighteen thousand calories, nine thousand of those were mine!”She seemed.