”“Boys are so stupid sometimes,” said Donna to her invisible friend. Then she took that tone that women use when they talk to little boys, expla...ning things to them. “You remember how it hurt my feelings that you never asked me out?”“Yeah.” I said.“Well Roberta has never been asked out ... by anybody.”Of course she was never asked out. She was Knobby Robby. She played football with us guys and beat us at races, and went fishing with us once in a while. She just wasn’t the sort of girl that guys. Unfortunately, her resolutions didn't last long. The next morning, Allison was called in to a manager meeting. They produce some bullshit bar-graph about yesterday's work efficiency. 4% increase in coding lines when comparing February 14 to February 13 while she personally only output 3% of February 13th's lines. They were promoting Marianne to head of the Software Growth Initiative and Allison was to report to her from now on.Before leaving the meeting room Allison was asked to pull down her. Okay, if you're okay with it, I should go."She took my hand. "Jim, you're being so sweet about this. But you're the only guy in the camp who isn't getting laid. That's not fair. She stood in front of me and unbuttoned her blouse. "We were so well-behaved all the time we were growing up, but now we are adults and we can do anything we want. She pulled her blouse and sports bra over her head and kneeled down in front of me, then undid my belt, pulled down my zipper, pulled down my boxers and. " You're nice." Maybe, I'm nice but I'm way too old for you, Anna." I don't think you're too old. I think you're quite handsome. Is it that I'm not pretty enough?" Oh, Anna, you are a beautiful young woman. Just perfect. It's just that I'm way too old." Is it that you aren't interested in girls or women?" Interested? Oh, you mean, oh, no, I like women, it's sure not that, honey. No, it's that you need to find yourself a much younger man." But, you said I was pretty." Anna, you are a beautiful.