“I’m the police officer here. You don’t make the rules.”“You are intruding into our private life. I appreciate that you have your job to do....At the same time, since you are the uninvited intruder I do expect some tact from you.”“Running around naked on public ground is illegal. I could just take you in now and question you at the police station. Separated from each other.”“Oh, but this is not public ground. Before you make such claims, I recommend you look up who owns this land.”“Want to bet. The Ten CommandmentsCOWS Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 12 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.THE CONSTITUTION They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. I prefer to be bottom most of the time.This happened in early June 11.I found a guy who was 35 through yahoo chat.We shared our likes and decided to meet.He gave me his number and i called him late in the evening and we met. He was a bit fat and average.We started speaking about our social life and he asked me if we could go watch a adult movie which was running at MOOLAKADAI.I told him that i havent had sex with anyone in a public place but he assured me that this place was really safe. He continued to undress me, standing me up for a moment taking off my shirt, pulling it down to the back of the chair by my tied hands. He took off my shoes and pulled off my sweats and sneakers and even my socks. He just left my tank top and boxers on, then pushed me down in the chair. He looked me in the eyes for a moment and grabbed my balls I jumped back in my seat startled. ‘Damn boy…’ he said. ‘Those boys are big!’ Squeezing my balls firmly enough to make me wince. ‘I love a guy in full.