I had gotten enough pussy to dispel MOST of the rumors that I was gay. But it wasn’t until my twenty-ninth year that I actually bagged one.Linda was...attractive, beautiful actually. But she was almost as socially retarded as I was. She was one of those girls who wanted to pick out the wedding china if you made it to the third date.It was obvious from the beginning that she was the best I could do. Our personal deficiencies just played into each other. In fact, we meshed very well.Unfortunately,. As we ate our sandwiches Sandi tried to explain how to choose colors, and which colors she thought would look best on me. After we finished eating, Sandi had me wash my face and try again. Although she did a few touch ups, Sandi was rather pleased with my accomplishment. To say the least that made me happy. We moved to the living room to relax, talk, and do our nails. We started by sitting facing each other, so we could do each other's toe nails. Then we sat back and did our own fingernails. As. If that proves to be the case, he isn't just in a rage, he is thinking it out. Fewer, if any, witnesses, so it can get real serious real quick." Oh, that doesn't sound good." she said."Does he know where you live?" I asked."Yes," she said without further explanation. She looked worried."That is the worst. He could come to your house. I'm going to take care of all that for you. You just try to stay calm and do not have anything to say to him at all. Don't try to explain anything just let him. Then Shellie told me about “The Club”. “I’m afraid I didn’t tell you the whole truth. When I said we were with some friends, we were at a “Club” party. Before anything got started Roger just has to tell them about you and Bonnie and our hot tub party. Donna’s husband Shawn and Kathy’s husband Craig got very excited and asked if there was a chance that you and Bonnie would be joining “The Club”. They find Bonnie very attractive and have wanted her since our party last summer. So we planned our.