Paul and I had been married forfive years. He was ten years older than me. So, I was twenty when I marriedhim. Already at thirty, he had this salt and...pepper hair that makes women lookunkempt but makes men look sophisticated and dangerous. So he was, I was laterto find out. Sophisticated in his tastes, from food or drink, nothing was tooforeign, strange or disgusting for him not to try. With him, I developed ataste for exotic foods, frog legs, escargots, and monk fish liver. You name it,the. Let's do this systematically ... Robert, why don't you take Jake and Susan to harvest some decent grilling forks for every one, okay? Make sure that they're all made of green hardwood, no dead twigs, no pine or spruce, got it?"Robert nodded and, after making sure he took his camper's knife (The only inconvenience to being naked was the scarcity of pockets.), he walked up the trail with his crew."Sam, why don't you take Linda, Tom, Luke and Ginger and hunt down some decent firewood. Try to get. They looked great.I went to the ladies' room. Felt too weird to try and use the mens' room.I just kept to myself, did my business, fixed my make-up and left. Noneof the women in there seemed to even notice me.I wandered about the club for a while. I hadn't seen Jan in more than anhour. Then I did see her. Lara Croft and Thor were in a booth in thecorner making out like there was no tomorrow. I stood and stared for whatseemed like forever. They never even saw me. Finally I shook myself outof it. I was working part-time for Evie, cross dressing whenever possible.THE DATE One day, late in the Fall, Sis came to me with a problem. "Al, I need a very big favor from you. There's this cute guy at work I'm interested in. I finally got him to ask me out on date, but he's shy and wants to double date with his boyfriend if I could get his friend a date." "So?," I asked. "So I promised to fix up his friend with Connie for Saturday night." "So is there a problem? She's your best.