.. this... puta? He made up his mind and took a firm grip on the neckline of his sweatshirt, the material ripping with a loud enough tear to silence t...e dining room. Patrons paused in the act of eating. Waiters stared, open mouthed. A sommelier dropped a twelve-thousand dollar bottle of champagne. Ignoring them all, Raoul drew himself upright to his full five-foot-four height and stood there proudly flaunting a perfect pair of pert, surgically created breasts as Anthony stopped trying to inch. Seen it all, done it all. Can't remember most of it.9. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.10. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.11. He's not dead. He's electroencephalographically challenged.12. She's always late. In fact, her ancestors arrived on the "Juneflower."13. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.14. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.15. Honk if you love peace. Finally fucking herself with a cucumber.‘What if that’s not dad?’ The thought gets him even harder. ‘What if dad is a fucking cuck?’Reed can’t help it. He has to jerk off. Looking at the pics of his mother.It was a few days later. Reed had masturbated to the pictures of his mom half a dozen times.His shit dad had gone to work so he figured now was as good a time as any.“Hey mom? You ever pose for nude photos?” He asks casually.She was chopping veggies for a stew.Mattie was on the low end of her. ’ Tom’s head jerked up and he said, ‘What the hell? The only Roxy Reeves we have working here is my niece who is the lowest form of clerk in the main office.’ ‘Yes Tom. Moreover I arrived at work half an hour ago to find an email from Jerry canceling his demand for us to find him a suitable replacement merit and he’s requested that Roxy Reeves be appointed his PA.’ ‘But Roxy is clueless. She probably doesn’t know what a PA is?’ ‘I thought it imperative to pass on this information Tom.’ Tom.