If it's any interest to you, I named him after the asshole contractor who built my sub-division.'Ralph', the asshole contractor, left for me a host of...architectural defects resulting from the cheap labor and shoddy materials used during construction of my house. Not content with simply taking his money and running, 'Ralph' the contractor left 'Ralph' the bush for me to deal with. I took it as a parting 'FUCK YOU' gift for me ... so began the game.Every year 'Ralph', the bush, and I had this. It could only be Tia, I snarled at the shadow standing in my door, “What? Did you think of something else I have to do?”She pushed the door open, “What’s your goddamn problem asshole?”I wasn’t feeling very friendly at the moment, “What the fuck do you think? You turned me on like true cock tease whore then walked off. What am I supposed to do with my aching nuts now?”She ignored my rant, “I only have one more thing on my list tonight” she stated as she shut the door. “I want you to give me. “Excuse me, sir, I didn’t hear you.” She dropped the sponge she held into the pail at her feet. Grabbing the sides of her skirt, she dipped slightly and curtsied. “Welcome to Belle Ayre, sir.”John Andrews had about as much experience with servants as he did with the back side of the moon. “Uh, hello. Uh, thank you. Can I help you with that?”“Oh, no sir, that wouldn’t be right. I’m almost done anyway, Mr. Andrews.”“You know my name?”“Oh, yes sir. Mrs. Jenson told me to take care of things.” The. ”She kissed my cheek as she placed something on my head, some kind of headset and a helmet covering my face, the darkness I had been enveloped in for so long was now ripped away from me as El took off the blindfold, I was wearing a VR headset with a bright white screen filling my eyes. She lifted the left ear pad and moaned the words that would burrow into my mind. “The first one is a present from me, I hope you like it.”The ear pad was replaced followed by a moment of complete deprivation of.