I just wanted to make him aware that he who lives by the elbow, dies by the size twelve!”“But your nose, is that okay?” Why was I blathering on ...bout his nose? It was the one protuberance I was least interested in. He laughed at the obvious transparency of my remarks.“Yes, it’s fine, thank you for your concern. I do wonder how it provoked such concern in a complete stranger, though,” he asked, not unreasonably. I felt like I should to bring up what happened the other day, but I wanted to do it. ”Adam drew in a breath. “There is no way that you and I can move that washer out of the basement by ourselves. Do you know a couple of burly construction laborers we can pay off with some beer to do the heavy lifting?”“I wouldn’t want them to know where I live,” she replied.“Did you buy those?”“No, they came with the house.”“The house was built in seventy-five. What, are they forty years old?”“I think they date from the mid nineties,” she said.“That means they’re at least twenty years old. I. Now, be a good boy and push those shorts down around your ankles. I’m going to have you perform a little task before you leave for the market to get things started.”Obligingly, I hooked my thumbs in the elastic waistband and pushed the shorts to my ankles, standing before her dressed in the tee shirt and the lacey, girlie boy shorts panties she had laid out for me to wear this morning.“Oh pet,” she giggled. “You look so cute and oh so sexy in those panties. I actually think I prefer the boy. I told him the boy's were still in school and I didn't expect them home until after four. He told me it was OK, because he actually wanted to talk to me about something that was bothering him. I invited Billy in the house, gave him a Coke and we sat down at the kitchen table."So what's up Billy? What can I do for you?" Well Donna, I was wondering if you knew much about computers?"I didn't like the way he used my first name, but seeing as he was here for help I decided to let it go. "Well, not.