There’s nobody home.’ I went over. Nobody was home!A hooker once told me she had a headache.I was making love to this girl and she started crying....I said, ‘Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?’ She said, ‘No, I hate myself now.’My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.I’m so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning.The other day I came home early and a guy was jogging, naked. I asked him, ‘Why?’ He said,. I took my right hand fingers and put it in her mout made her suck it.. then I took one finger and slowly inserted in her asshole and started making in and out she was resisting me and saying it will pain, I said don’t worry it will not pain I will take care of it.Slowly slowly her hole was also getting widened and by now it made space for my two fingers she was getting aroused and making horny noises ahhhh yeahhh common make it fast. I started moving my fingers fast in and out of her ass as it. " Just let me out of the cuffs, please," Jayne pleaded but Shelly could hear there was no sincerity in her voice."Just come in the back and try a few things," Shelly suggested, "The door's locked now."Jayne knew she shouldn't, but she kicked off her panties, shoes and tights as Shelly suggested as Shelly picked up her bags and ushered her through the door at the back of the shop into a small white painted room with a brown linoleum floor lined with old fashioned grey metal lockers."That's it. Thank you, my darlin', I needed ta see and do all that killin' fer my own peace of mind!" Ain't no need ta thank me. I blame myself fer lettin' ya go without no escort. I shoulda been there." No, dear, I'm glad ya weren't there. They would of killed ya and taken me, anyway. Then I wouldn't of had nobody ta rescue me, an' I wouldn't of cared ifen they had." Well, JJ's OK, an' he's at the ranch waiting fer his momma. I know he'll be as glad ta see ya as I am."They spent the day at the ranch with.