* A man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead". The operator says, "How do you know?" The man says "The sex is about the same, but the ironing i... piling up!"* I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You obviously haven't been listening."* My wife has been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst. So, I had to go down to Goodwill to. .My family and I finally arrived to our hotel in NC for our family Reunion. We settled in after we greeted some of the family that had arrived and ate dinner. At was around 8pm when my uncle Mike bangs on the room door(sounding like the police or an extreme emergency). My father answers the door and damn near cuss out his b*o-in-law for banging on the door like that but they were really close so it was all jokes when he saw it was "Hulk". Everyone called uncle Mike by his nickname "Hulk". They. She said “I dont enjoy sex with your brother. He never hugs me well. Just penetrates. I said “dont worry, we will enjoy from today. She was so happy. She said “just lick me and eat me. Ok.” I again took her nipples in my mouth sucked it softly and licked it and again sucked it hard. Ruma was hooting and cooing and was crying. I got afraid. I asked her what is the matter. Oh, please dont stop, continue, she said. I kissed her on her abdomen and then in the lower abdomen and to her cunt.Her cunt. She had her eyes closed.After sometime I broke the ice and asked to return to home. She was a bit disappointed and wanted to be there for more time but we had to go as it was getting late. That night too we slept on cots but this time we were quit close to each other and talking. I put my hand around her waist and she put her hand on my shoulder. Then I started caressing her back and to my astonishment she did the same. We were too close now.Then we slept after sometime in each other arms. Next.