Having said that, she was a bit chunky and a didn't make much effort if the truth be told. In her defence though, being a single mum, she didn't have...a lot of spare cash to lavish on clothes and stuff and she did always make sure she was clean and tidy and when you got down to business with her, she did always smell fresh enough.Anyway, how it all got started was that one day, we got emailing each other about something work related and after going back and forth a few times, it started to get. ATM is another term for it (Ass to Mouth).6. BangoverWho said only alcohol gives you hangover? That exhausted feeling after a night of wild sex is called bangover!7. Hotdog In A HallwayThis term is used for a woman’s vagina that is too wide to for a man’s penis.8. Bear ClawA vagina with really big lips (labia) is called a bear claw.9. MentholThe act of performing oral sex on someone while eating mint is called a menthol.10. High DiveThe act of pulling out the penis from inside a vagina and. She was pumping him, her vagina sliding over his large stiff prick. Mother and Ted were grunting and gasping with delight… At first glance, Mother’s anus seemed to be gaping wide open, but after a second or two of staring I discerned the round end of a black plastic plug. With Stella still grasping at my scrotum through my work pants, she ordered me to “strip naked sonny boy”! I turned around and looked Stella in the eye as I began to unbutton my shirt… Stella was a full 12 inches shorter. “I’m a fireman,” the second guy says.“Then we’ll burn your cock off!” says the prince.The third guy smiles and says, “I’m a lollipop salesman.”Stan is seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barge in holding their newborn baby.“Stop! You can’t do this!” exclaims the brother.“And why not?” asks Stan.“Don’t you want to have a beautiful baby someday? Like my wife and I have here?”Stan says nothing.The brother grows impatient, “C’mon Stan, I want a nephew. Stan,.