Today.Other lady:I think our doctor is an HMO, but Frank thinks he’s straight.The seven dwarves of menopause: bitchy, itchy, sweaty, sleepy, bloated... forgetful and psycho.Why we love children!!A kindergarten told his teacher he’d found a cat, but it was dead.“How do you know that the cat was dead?” she asked.Because I just pissed in its ear and it didn’t move, answered the child innocently.“You did what?” the teacher exclaimed in surprise. “ you know,” explained the boy “I leaned over and went. She lay down on top of him, her vagina muscles, just twitching imperceptibly, her beautiful face, now free from all make up lay alongside his on the pillow, as she nuzzled his neck, gently kissing and licking him with her tongue. Then she leaned up on her elbows looking down at him, at the same time easing back and taking more of his cock inside her.She murmured. "That's nice, I know how you like it and I'm hoping that you and I are going to do this, a lot more times in the future. So now you. “And?” I asked.“And I perhaps should have known better!” she answered, now understanding properly. “Come on then, seeing as I’m here, let’s have a look!” she suddenly added, nodding down at the pillow and obviously referring to my cock.“No way!” I spat out.She took a step forward and made a playful grab for the pillow.“Chrissie, get off!” I said trying to dodge her grasp. Her tits bounced seductively as she reached forward which made for a lovely view despite the fact I was trying to get out of. NOT REALLY...… AS I KNOW TODAY! SO BACK TO THE INTERNET ( TRYING TO FIND AND HOPEFULLY MEET A CD ) NOT SO EASY! CRAIGSLIST DO YOUR THING, MANY HRS SPENT TRYING TO FIND A REAL FEM CD INTERESTED IN MEETING,,,HAHA. KEEP IN MIND I HAD STARTED WEARING MENS THONGS AND GSTRINGS IN BETWEEN ALL THIS, WAS THIS MY INTRO TO CDING? NOT REALLY SURE BUT I LIKED HOW THEY LOOKED AND FELT AND THE FEW WOMEN I DATED DID NOT REALLY MIND WHEN THEY SAW ME IN THEM, SO I GUESS IF YOU CANT BEAT THEM JOIN THEM. SO I.