‘I named it Doris,’ I said, now I was really making stuff up as I went. ‘Why a girl’s name?’ ‘Well ships and cars and just about anything ...lse are always referred to as feminine. She is a fast ship, she is a fast car, and so on.’ ‘But isn’t your penis a little different?’ ‘Not really.’ ‘Isn’t it slightly more masculine than a car?’ ‘It’s not like it has a penis…’ Now she was confused. ‘Anyway…can I see it?’ She asked, blushing and smiling. I stood up and undressed to just my boxers. I was. There was a moment of silence, then a rush to the long bar. I was questioned. Everyone wanted to know who I was and what was happening. The innkeeper was busy for a few minutes filling mugs. Soon my few remaining brasses, and most of my coppers were gone. Still, I had a few silvers and several golds, to tide me over. I didn't think I would be broke, before I finished my task."In answer to your question, I am Paul Landkur, Duke De Landkur, and I have come to demand answers from my vassal, Baron. I had no expression on my face, just staring right back at him, daring him to come and do something. It was my way of saying and you thought your son grabbing my ass was bad! It wasnt overly blatant, I wasnt lewdly rubbing my hands in full circles as if I was alone, mostly just sliding my fingers up and down. Still, it should be more than enough for him to understand my intention. Yet Charles surprised me by staring back just as emotionless, not moving as well. So to take it to the next level,. "I snorted, "somehow I think I am right where he wants me."I took a breath, "what happened with the probate court?"He shook his head, "postponed again."I shook my head, "and the new court ordered audit?"Mr Daniels growled because that had been a requirement when the first turned up discrepancies, "finished with even more discrepancies. I was going to file a motion with the court to remove your uncle as the executor."I nodded and then grinned, "I will turn sixteen in two days. File for.