“Here, give me the broom I’ll show you how it works.”Drunk in France-true eventThis actually happened to an Englishman, in France, who was total...y drunk.A French policeman stops the Englishman’s car and asks if he has been drinking.With great difficulty, the Englishman admits that he has been drinking all day, that his daughter got married that morning, and that he drank champagne and a few bottles of wine at the reception, and many single malt scotches there-after.Quite upset, the policeman. ”I was ready to leave the bridge when I almost dripped over Meeze.“Oh right, Mr.Meeze. There are a few questions and a discussion we need to have.”“Meeze? I wanz noz zo be on ze hookz.”“Where did you go and where did you get that fleet?”“Stoopiz admiralz noz wanz zo helpz ze Sweezie Joolaiz. So meeze takez shipz and goez to Quaraz and speakez zo ze bigz onze. Meeze wanz ze Magolax anz ze Vikarz, Meeze gez zem, simplez. Whyz youz askz?”“And you think that explains it?”“Yeez.”“Who gave you a. This delicious heat built and built in me. It carried me closer and closer to that screaming orgasm. I couldn't wait for it to explode through me. I groaned into her snatch as my husband churned up my bowels.Yumiko grazed my clit with her tongue.I gasped as the sparks burst inside of me. This incredible burst of pleasure shot through me. It washed through my body, leaving me bucking and heaving. Radiance carried me to the heights of exploding ecstasy.My pussy juices flooded Yumiko's mouth.My. He had waited a very long time for this moment, fantasized about it, played it through his head dozens of times. Now that the scenario was real, and not some abstract masturbatory vision, he didn't know quite what to do, or, rather, what to do first. He wanted to touch her, wanted to look at her, wanted to pull away and see her breathing heavily in the summer dress she still wore.He wanted to lick her ear, her breasts and her clit. He wanted to feel her hands on his back as their kisses became.