.. that she had not always been a woman." Soon after we got home," replied Heath. "In fact, 3 days before thewedding."Stan looked at Jana accusingly.... She smiled. She knew that it did notmatter anymore. The last few days had been the happiest of theirmarriage. There was honesty, and somehow sex seemed to be even better."So you had time to pull out of the wedding?" Both of us did," Heath said. "She was out of Russia. Sure, she hadtravelled here on Russian papers, but if she went back to. It’s never happened before. I don’t really know what to make of it. The sky just wept for hours. I sat on the front porch of the beach house, under the tin roof, and listened to it beat down. Eventually I got up to pour a glass of red wine, and to light some candles. By late afternoon it looked like a little shrine around me–candles flickering, a half-finished bottle of wine on the table, and me–staring straight ahead into the gloom, watching the lightning flash its anguish across the grieving. Get some sleep."I snorted at that; I hadn't had a good night's sleep since the night of the dance."Oh." The Coach moved his arm. "You got uh little too much 'energy' ta sleep, huh?"Not a discussion I wanted to have. "I'm fine, sir, really." Look, I was young too, once. That's why God gave us right hands." The idea of the Coach and his right hand was revolting. "Trust me, it'll help you sleep. Drop by my office before you leave tonight; I may have something that might help." Oh. Uh. Yeah." I. Dick Van DykeThree Men were waiting to go to heaven. St Peter was at the gate and said, “However good you were to your wife that is the vehicle you will get in heaven.”The first guy comes up to the gate and says, “I never, ever cheated on my wife and I love her.” So St. Peter gives him a Rolls Royce.The next man comes up and says, “I cheated on my wife a little but I still love her.” He gets a mustang and drives off into heaven.The next guy came up and said, “I cheated on my wife a lot.” He.