.. BLAM, a geologic semi automatic rifle ... the fifth round is in the chamber and the trigger has been pulled. Geologists are expecting the firing pi... to connect with the primer soon.A friend of a friend of Hairy knows a guy in Lewistown, Montana who has a piece of Yellowstone caldera the size of his house next to his house. It’s in his front yard. It has been to outer space and gravity pulled it back ... sorry ... gravity sucks, not pulls. One hundred ninety one miles. If it was at optimum. Bob: YOUR MOM! How did she help you? By having a heart attack. ( This remark caused all of the women to laugh) What is so fucking funny? I don't think your mom having a heart attack is anything to laugh about.Candi: Sorry hon. Mom didn't have a heart attack. She is at her house and knew all about this. We had to get you to the hospital so Susan could check you out and give her approval. It was perfect so that Amber could get you also. Susan is the hospital administrator and arranged everything. One time she showed me her backside as naked as a jaybird with big ugly bruises from a guy that liked to make her suffer in silence. I was perplexed that she accepted it like it was some exciting scene from a ten-cent novel because she was one of the smartest girls I had ever met. I guess intelligence and common sense didn’t have a close correlation in such matters and all she had uppermost on her mind was how far one of those guys would go to rob her of her dignity.In a way, my relationship. She also seemed to feel guilt and really was into sucking me and pleasing me. So much the better for me.Charlotte thought it was all a secret from me, but in case my dear wife freaks out when she eventually learns that Jaimie, the preachers daughter and our 23 year old nanny is carrying my baby, and that I have been fucking Pam, the preachers wife and also the garage sale 19 year old slut I met, I need plenty of dirt on my sexy conservative wife!I had the pics Ed sent me and some hidden video,.