’ After Connie sipped her coffee she continued: ‘Well although some boys did ask me out on a date usually these turned out to be disasters. It se...med to me that my dates were overawed by me no matter how dumb I pretended to be. Invariably my dates were too nervous to be themselves, and thus my first sex did not occur until after I turned eighteen this January during the last half of my senior high school year. Up until then all I got was a hurry-up peck on the lips, a goodnight kiss in other. .. What can I do... I have no where to go.'Maggie smiled and said, 'Then you will have to do as youare told by Emily and I.' She stood and looked at daughter.'I'll hose him down.' said Emily, taking the shower hosefrom its fitting above the taps. She giggled as she sprayedthe cold water over me making me gasp. I watched as my bodyhair was flushed down the drain. My feet were untied and Istood before them. In my bare feet I was nearly a footshorter than Maggie and getting on for 6" shorter. I'm a bit embarrassed but just smile back. He nods to my groin and says, "I'd forgotten you were so big," which is a reference to an event of a couple of years previous. Us two and another bloke had all taken turns fucking a girl in my flat. She was this other blokes girlfriend but he felt that they were going to break up so organised a gang bang. With the careful application of beer, wine, dope and a little speed we'd got this girl (and us) naked and all gone through her. Maybe I'll write that. I passed up all that tripe and headed straight to the meat. I was working on my third big plate, this time it was beef ribs in some sort of semi-hot sauce, when the waitress stopped by."Your man has a healthy appetite, don't he Honey?" she asked Katrina.Katrina gave the woman a wink and said in an exaggerated drawl, "Yes, ma'am he sure does. I'm gonna have to work him hard tonight so he don't get fat on me."The woman hooted and slapped me on the back. "In that case you better eat up Cowboy,.