..and...popsicles and...bicycles and...Saturdaymorning cuddles while you and all your brothers and sisters watchcartoons. Yeah brothers and sisters......h just wait till you habsbrothers and sisters. You'll fight and you'll play and you'll fight somemore. It's da bestest. Tea parties, tuck-ins, tree houses, and TollHouse cookies. You bounce out of bed in da morning with a joy and anenergy you've neber knowed before and you run full blast all day untilyou fall asleep on the floor with a cwayon in. ’ I explained as if to a slow child. The sarcasm was obviously lost on him, but I continued with my more-or-less patient exposition. ‘First, they used Crow arrows instead of Sioux. Crow arrows are marked with black and blue bands. Sioux arrows are marked with red and yellow bands. Because the Crow and Sioux are enemies, the Crow would not be found around these parts, as the Sioux would immediately attack them. ‘Secondly, the bodies were found robbed of all their gold and other valuables, stuff. "And what think you of her?"The boy smiled. "She is willful, I am told, but I am sure she is beautiful, very handsome." She needs a man to guard her, a personal guard, and to do her will."He nodded. "I understand. I have heard the stories." Can you serve her?" If it is your wish."The young woman stepped forward from the screen where she had been sitting and watching.She looked the boy up and down, noted that he was just about her height, and then turned to her father, arched an eyebrow and. Her skin was slick, like it was covered in lube, but delightfully warm. “Better?”I let out a resigned sigh. It was uncomfortable from a manners perspective, but I needed her warmth and she was happy to give it. “Much. Thanks.” She rested on top of me for a while, stroking her fingers over my chest in a way that felt intimate and made me slightly uncomfortable. I kept telling myself she was just curious about my human body. Or maybe merfolk are just touchy-feely with each other, how should I.