Sis: Why are you getting naked?It’s my turnMom: Baby there is a rule for the wives in this house that we should be in our lowers in the presence of ...ur husband and winked at me.My sister started to remove her clothes.But Mom stopped and said “Look, Darling, you are not his official wife until your first night is done.I will official make you as a bride and submit to my husband”. I went out to buy some flavored condoms especially chocolate flavor as my sister loves chocolate.Though my mission is. “After all, it is a very nice trail. Oh, and here is a bridge and it’s quite charming!” she exclaimed, somewhat surprised, for indeed, she had come to a small stone bridge that crossed a particularly deep stretch of water, and it was, indeed, quite charming as small animals were carved into the stone posts and there was a small metal plaque upon the small gate that blocked her way. Fortunately it didn’t seem to be locked. Pausing, she read the sign.“Tread quietly and sing no songs, nor stamp. As I was walking I kept a telepathic eye on the impulsive Mr. Pritchard in an attempt to be forewarned of any cowardly plot he might concoct. Before I went to sleep I used my considerable telepathic skills to prevent him from conceiving of any such treachery.The buffoon had the gall to have a message sent to me at the inn encouraging me to "enjoy the last breakfast you'll ever eat". I was very certain of my safety in this situation and did in fact enjoy my breakfast considerably in large part. "They gave perky smiles and then began to ponder what to do now, "so where do we even begin?" The service girl spoke "I'm not all too familiar with the art of love, so I'm relying on you, Thurston."He sat in a bitter silence, before mumbling "I don't really know much either" "Really!? Hasn't anyone taught you?" "Nope, as there are no princesses to be wed to, my father deemed it unnecessary."They sat in awkward stance, their hands shifting and fumbling. "Well-" the girl started "There is no time.