Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.AND A BONUS RULE:6. Condoms do not guarantee safe sex;A friend of mine was wearing one...when he was shot by the woman's husband!This one is compliments of johnRamblings of a Retired MindI found this timely, because today I was in a store that sells sunglasses, and only sunglasses. A young lady walks over to me and asks, "What brings you in today?"I looked at her, and said, "I'm interested in buying a refrigerator." She didn't quite. Girls strapping-on guys. I don’t know why, but from the very first time I stumbled upon one of these videos, I was hooked, and as I watched more of these videos, I experimented a little by myself. Trying a finger here. A second finger there. Then a vibrator. When I was single and lived alone I even owned a slim dildo that, on rare, deprived occasions, I would use on myself. On days like this I would think to myself, “I should find a girl to actually do this to me. I need to find out what it. I look in themirror to see a reflection of a somewhat attractive woman in her late40's. Her short dark skirt, and blouse showing off her figure and nicerounded breasts with a bit of cleavage peaking out. The heels and blacknylons, makeup, nails, accessories and shoulder length hair all gave theimpression of a woman that still enjoys looking attractive for a man. Awoman that takes pride in her appearance and enjoys the company of a man.I grab my purse off the table making sure I have the. I drag her head back and looked into her eyes and asked“What’s the deal? Not like you haven’t seen it before, or had it for thatmatter” with a chuckle. Her mouth was already looking pretty up from sucking onme so fervently, but I decide a kiss would seal the deal and laid one on her.My hand dropped to her wondrous breast and the long elliptical nipple Iremembered so well from the Morning, of course she was braless as usual andthat got me revved up all over again. I reached past her and flipped.